Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
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So he didn’t get spotted!Lettuce Jokes For Kids
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in… we’re cold!
* Why did the lettuce go red?
– It saw the salad dressing.
* What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
– Lettuce get together!
* What can you cook with epileptic lettuce?
– Seizure salad!
A man went to the doctors with lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks bad,” the doctor said. “This is just the tip of the iceberg!” the man replies.
Short Kids Poem: Horse Race
I watched an epic race
between a horse and dog.
One drove in a race car.
The other rode a hog.
The counted down from five
before the light turned green.
Then smoke poured from their cars.
They floored their fast machines.
They spun around the track
so fast they were a blur.
The doggie finally won
but just by a whisker.
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Elephant
What time is it if an elephant sits on a clock?
Time for a new clock!Short Kids Poem: Australia
I shared a bowl of popcorn
with a kangaroo
and bought a pet koala
at the Sydney Zoo.
It turns out my Koala’s
an expert singing Strauss
so we sang together
at the Opera House.
After our big show
we met a cockatoo
who drove us to the beach
for a bar-be-que.
The bar-be-que was fun
but we had to keep it brief:
tomorrow we are going
to snorkel the great reef!
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Scarecrow
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries!Teeth Jokes For Kids
* Why did the king go to the dentist?
– To get his teeth crowned!
* What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
– Braces himself
* Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
– To prevent bat breath.
* Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue?
– Her lips were sealed!
* What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
– A molar bear
* What did the tooth say to the dentist when he left?
– Fill me in when you get back
* Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.
* What time do you go to the dentist?
– Tooth Hurty! (2:30)
* What did the judge say to the dentist?
– Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
* Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
– Dracula’s dentist
* What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth?
– Plenty of room!
* “Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?”
– I don’t know… the dentist kept it.
* What does a dentist call his X-rays?
– Tooth-pics!
* What did the Abominable Snowman eat after his tooth was pulled out?
– The dentist.
Short Kids Poem: School Locker
My locker squeaks.
My locker creaks.
My locker is the worst!
If I didn’t know better, I’d say the thing was cursed.
The handle broke.
The lock’s a joke.
It smells like underwear.
But worst of all I must share it with a grizzly bear.
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.