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Short Kids Poem: Family
I’m sure you think your family
is totally bizarre,
but mine is so much stranger
than all of yours by far!
My grandma raises poodles
on the hills of Tuscany
and trains them to be waiters
for the cruise ships out at sea.
My uncle dyes his hair
to look like a snake’s skin,
then hisses like a cobra
as he hides behind a bin.
My aunt seems really shy.
She’s thoughtful and polite —
except she quacks like ducks
whenever there’s no light.
They almost can act normal
if you see them one by one
— but get them all together
and your Christmas is real fun!
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Easter
How do you catch the Easter Bunny??
Easter Jokes For Kids
* What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain?
– Get wet!
* How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
– With a hare-dryer!
* How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
– Egg-xercise and hare-robics!
* How do you catch a rabbit?
– Make a noise like a carrot.
* What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with an insect?
– Bugs bunny
* Why shouldn’t you ever tell a joke to an Easter egg?
– It might crack up!
* How does the Easter Bunny afford to buy so much candy?
– He’s a million-hare!
* How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
– One… after that it’s not empty any more!
Kids Poem: Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny trains
at Easter Bunny Camp
to hide a chocolate egg
behind a table lamp.
He learns to sneak around
without making a noise.
He runs along the hall
while dodging all the toys.
He hides his Easter eggs
before he counts to ten,
then runs to the next house
to do it all again.
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Feel Good Riddle: Ugly Duckling
When did the ugly duckling feel beautiful?
Online Kids Madlibs: Butterflies
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Short Kids Poem: Art
My family does not get my art
no matter what I do.
Art is not that difficult,
but they don’t have a clue.
I flipped our sofa upside down
and filled it with perfume.
I thought that I could win awards
but got sent to my room!
When I dyed our family dog
to look just a cow,
My father screamed for one hour
instead of saying, “Wow!”
I’ve made green walls and wet clothes drawers.
I’ve frozen rubber bands.
I’ve even hid some plastic snakes,
But no one understands.
I like to paint the world
as uncontrolled chaos.
But I might have to give it up:
it makes my parents cross.
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.