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Online Kids Madlibs: Apples

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs story instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Adjective:

Thing:

Food:

Adverb:

Color:

Place:

Verb:

Person:

Thing:

Food:


This is a silly online story that will be completed with your words. Please answer the questions below and click the generate button to read the story with your words included!

Kids Poem: My Pet Fly

kids poem fly

I’d like you to meet Robert:
he’s my new pet fly.
He’s sitting on my shoulder
because he is quite shy.

his work is serving ice-cream cones
at the downtown mall.
He’s fabulous at soccer…
if you have a tiny ball.

He taught me how to dance.
We do the do-see-doe.
We’re going to start a band
He plays a small banjo.

He loves my bedside lamp,
but only when it’s on.
His favorite food is Cole-slaw
that’s been sitting on my lawn.



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Kids Birthday Riddle

fun kids birthday riddle
What do rappers say on your birthday?

Online Kids Madlibs: Aliens

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs story instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Adjective:

Phrase:

Silly Word:

Verb:

Thing:

A Game:

Food:

Person:

Animals (plural):

Person:


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Short Kids Poem: Time Machine

kids poem time machine

I think I’ve just broken my new time machine:
Wherever I travel to I’m forced to clean.

I wanted to ride through the old wild west
But to many undershirts had to be pressed.

I traveled to China to see the Great Wall.
Instead I raked leaves because it was fall.

I thought that Atlantis would be a short stop
until someone showed me what I had to mop.

I thought that Mount Fuji would be fun to climb
But too many windows were covered in grime.

Do you think you can help? I’m really in need.
I want to see castles — and not pull a weed!



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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

Fun Kids Riddle: Sheep

fun kids riddle sheep
What’s a sheep’s favorite dessert?

Online Kids Madlibs: Kindergarten

Kids Online Mad Libs!
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs letter instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Thing:

Adjective:

Color:

Person:

Thing:

Verb:

Place:

Made-up Word:

Things (plural):

Food:


This is a silly online story that will be completed with your words. Please answer the questions below and click the generate button to read the story with your words included!

Short Kids Poem: Pets

short kids poem animal

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.

My goldfish water-skis
past flaming balls of cheese.
My birds can juggle plates
while wearing roller skates.

My basset hound chorale
sings songs to boost morale.
I’ve event taught my cat
to knit a woolen hat.

Motorcycling mice
help farmers harvest rice
while half a dozen goats
shoot fireworks from boats.

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.



Enjoy this poem?

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.