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Kids Madlibs: Back To School

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs story instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Things (plural):

Animal:

Adjective:

A Game:

Verb (ending in ‘ing’):

Place:

Things (plural):

Emotion:

Person:

Foods (plural):


This is a silly online story that will be completed with your words. Please answer the questions below and click the generate button to read the story with your words included!

Short Kids Poem: Carpet Seeds

short kids poem carpet

I sprinkled carpet seeds
before going to bed.
(They’re tiny little pods
of balled-up dark green thread.)

Immediately my floor
sprouted fine green hair.
It grew up through my toes!
I leaped onto the chair!

A rug crept up the wall.
My room had Berber drawers.
A tapestry had grown
clear across the doors.

A dozen fiber vines
tangled through my room.
A nylon carpet flower
opened in full bloom.

I could not believe
the way the fabric spread…
I’m glad I didn’t plant
the leopard seeds instead!



Enjoy this poem?

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

Online Kids Madlibs: Monsters

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs story instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Number:

Place:

Adjective:

Thing:

Piece of Furniture:

Phrase:

Animal:

Thing:

Person:

Color:


This is a silly online story that will be completed with your words. Please answer the questions below and click the generate button to read the story with your words included!

Short Kids Poem: Expand-o Ray

short kids poem king

Today I came across
my own Expand-o gun.
It makes anything big —
I think this will be fun!

I aim it at my bed
until it fills the room
then slide down from the top
in my king costume.

I cut a little seat
out of a juicy pear
and then I expand it
into a royal chair.

I plan to turn a tack
into a mighty sword,
but my gun won’t stop —
I even yank the cord!

It hits the toilet bowl.
I watch it grow and grow:
The handle’s in the clouds!
That’s bad! I have to go!



Enjoy this poem?

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

Online Kids Madlibs: News

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs story instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Animals (plural):

Adverb (ends in “ly”):

Things (plural):

Food:

Made Up Word:

Verb:

Things (plural):

Person/Celebrity:

Number:

Store Name:


This is a silly online story that will be completed with your words. Please answer the questions below and click the generate button to read the story with your words included!

Short Kids Poem: Monster House

kids poem monster house

There are a dozen houses
in our neighborhood
each of them is brown
with siding made of wood…

Except for just one house
that always gets a stare.
That is where is I live —
It’s covered in blue hair!

The door is triangles
that open up and down.
If I do not clean them,
they almost seem to frown.

All of the window blinds
blink throughout the day.
Our porch light sneezes mud
if I bring home a bouquet.

I have to trim the fur
in our brick chimney
or the mantle starts
to looks like a goatee.

So if you’re coming over
to knock on my front door
I hope you’re not surprised
when my house lets out a R-O-A-R!!!



Enjoy this poem?

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.