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Kids Poem: World Book Day
Should I be a princess
for our school book day?
Or the wicked witch?
A thief from a play?
I could be a werewolf
or a shy mermaid.
Or maybe even
a night from the crusade.
I wore a furry suit
with flippers, wand and shall.
I simply couldn’t choose…
so I dressed as them all.
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Monkey
Why won’t the monkey play cards in the jungle?
School Jokes For Kids
* Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
– He swept her off her feet!
* How do you get straight A’s?
– Use a ruler!
* What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
– Roll them back to her!
* Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
– It always went back four seconds.
* What subject is the easiest for a witch?
– Spell-ing!
* What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
– Bookworms
* Why didn’t the sun go to college?
– Because it already had a million degrees!
* Why was the broom late for school?
– He over swept.
* What do elves learn their first year in school?
– The elf-abet!
* What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
– The food!
* What is the world’s tallest building?
– The library. It has the most stories.
* What flies around the school at night?
– The alpha-bat!
* What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
– “I can’t control my pupils!”
* Why can’t I achieve my dreams?
– My teacher won’t let me SLEEP in class!
Kids Poem: School Bus Hot Tub
Our school bus has a hot tub.
It’s a great way to relax.
The kids all wear their swimsuits
and share their homemade snacks.
I like I can unwind
from the stressfulness of math
and then before my bedtime
I get to skip my bath!
We all think that it’s fun
when the driver slams his breaks
because the floor gets filled
with tiny, little lakes.
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Math
What did the zero say to the eight?
Short Kids Poem: Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln was a fine man, but nothing compared to my cat.
It’s true that he was a smart president, and looked really good in that hat,
But he can’t meow or play with a string, and I doubt he could catch a rat.
Math Jokes For Kids
* Why did the girl eat her math homework?
– The teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
* Why was the math book sad?
– It had too many problems!
* What do math teachers eat?
– Square meals!
* What did the witch doctor say to the mathematician?
– Hex-a-gone
* If you had 9 apples in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
– Really big hands!
* How do you make one vanish?
– Add a ‘g’ and it’s gONE!
* What do you call an empty parrot cage?
– Polly-gone.
* What does the zero say to the the eight?
– Nice belt!
* What is T. Rex’s favorite number?
– Eight!
* How does the mathematician cut his hair?
– “Eclipse it” (He clips it!)
* Why do plants hate math?
– It gives them square roots.
* What do ducks use for math?
– A QUACK-ulator!
* Why do mathematicians like airlines?
– They love Pi-lots.
* Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
– It improved di-vision!
