How do you catch the Easter Bunny??
Tag: kids
Easter Jokes For Kids
* What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain?
– Get wet!
* How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
– With a hare-dryer!
* How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
– Egg-xercise and hare-robics!
* How do you catch a rabbit?
– Make a noise like a carrot.
* What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with an insect?
– Bugs bunny
* Why shouldn’t you ever tell a joke to an Easter egg?
– It might crack up!
* How does the Easter Bunny afford to buy so much candy?
– He’s a million-hare!
* How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
– One… after that it’s not empty any more!
Kids Poem: Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny trains
at Easter Bunny Camp
to hide a chocolate egg
behind a table lamp.
He learns to sneak around
without making a noise.
He runs along the hall
while dodging all the toys.
He hides his Easter eggs
before he counts to ten,
then runs to the next house
to do it all again.
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Short Kids Poem: Art
My family does not get my art
no matter what I do.
Art is not that difficult,
but they don’t have a clue.
I flipped our sofa upside down
and filled it with perfume.
I thought that I could win awards
but got sent to my room!
When I dyed our family dog
to look just a cow,
My father screamed for one hour
instead of saying, “Wow!”
I’ve made green walls and wet clothes drawers.
I’ve frozen rubber bands.
I’ve even hid some plastic snakes,
But no one understands.
I like to paint the world
as uncontrolled chaos.
But I might have to give it up:
it makes my parents cross.
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Chicken Riddle
What do mixed-up chickens lay?
Short Kids Poem: Color
You know all your colors
like purple, red and green.
But I made a new one
I’m sure you’ve never seen.
I dipped some rabbit hair
in my apple juice,
then taped it to the bum
of a charging moose.
He ran past fresh blue paint
and through a grapefruit stand.
Then scratched it off his butt
in mounds of coarse brown sand.
I dug through all the sand
and then I found the hair.
The hair had been transformed
to a new color–I swear!
My new color will shock.
impress and amaze you.
Except I think it looks
an awful lot like blue.
Fun Kids Riddle: Sheep
Where do sheep go on vacation?
