I’m looking for a Valentine,
but why won’t anyone be mine?
I dropped a slug in Sarah’s hair,
but she just acts like I’m not there.
I punched Melissa on the knee,
but did she get something for me?
I hid Joanna’s gloves and hat,
but she refused to even chat.
Why, oh why, don’t girls like me?
I guess it’s just a mystery!
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
I’ve replaced my bed with
an ice-cream machine.
It serves up chocolate
or vanilla bean.
My dresser is packed
with sprinkles and cherries.
My toy cupboard’s filled
with whip cream and berries.
I got rid of my books
to make room for bowls
and I’ve taught all my dolls
to use the controls.
I adore my room.
It makes my heart leap!
The only bad thing:
I have nowhere to sleep.
Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
* Did you hear the one about the un-stamped letter?
– You wouldn’t get it.
* What starts with a P, ends with an E and has millions of letters?
– Post Office!
* What travels around the world, but stays in one corner?
– A stamp.
* Where do ghosts mail their letters?
– At the ghost office!
* Why don’t you stamp e-mails?
– Your foot would break the computer screen!
I want to see Egypt and raft down the Nile.
I want to see all of their stones in a pile.
I’ll meet an old Pharaoh and wear his cool hat
Or eat with the woman who knew the first cat.
But while I wait (since it might be a while)
I’ll dress my dog up in that white mummy style.
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We’re going on vacation to my Grandma’s place.
My mom told me I must pack my own suitcase.
I started with necessities, like a chocolate bar
And moved on to my full-sized electric-blue guitar.
I squeezed my teddy bear between my bat and ball.
I didn’t pack my goldfish – I can buy one at her mall.
I packed my toy computer and my bathtub yacht,
But I have a feeling there is something I forgot.
Authors Steve & Natasha
