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Fun Kids Riddle: Bird
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Online Kids Madlibs: Ocean
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Twas The Monster’s Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the cave,
the monsters were dreaming
of things that they crave.
Jonathan wanted a
doll with no head.
His sister had hoped
for a bone crushing sled.
When out on the lawn
the howling just ceased.
I stuck my head out
to check our guard beast.
I blinked my ten eyes;
they couldn’t believe:
a sleigh full of toys
on Christmas Eve!
The chubby fat man
talking to deer
disabled our traps
without signs of fear.
Like a quick puff of smoke
He made it inside.
I hope while he’s here
no one steals his ride
He was dressed all in red
with a jolly thick beard,
but the bells on his shoes
looked a bit weird.
Before I could bite him
with my large teeth,
he delivered his gifts
and straightened our wreath.
And I heard him exclaim
as he flew out of sight:
“Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night!”
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Christmas Riddle: Porcupines
Where do porcupines put their Christmas presents?
Online Kids Madlibs: Animals
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Short Kids Poem: Dog
My family got a new dog.
It’s fur is short and white.
I absolutely love him,
but something is not right.
His ears are soft and long
and flop along the side.
His tail is quite short
But also very wide.
He’s positively quiet.
He never makes a sound.
He’s got a real cute jump
when I put him on the ground.
I’m sure when he grows up
He’ll be massively strong.
His favorite food’s carrots
He eats them all day long!
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Snowman Riddle
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
