I’m Danny Frankenbalm.
My store’s called “Unique Pet”.
I’ve a couple animals
I’m sure you’ve never met
I have a chicken-horse
whose beak is by its tail.
And checkered elephants
with feathers like a quail.
I also sell square snakes
that have a bright blue horn
They’re easy to care for
because they just eat corn.
My cats are camouflaged
to look like a car wheel
But careful with their tails:
they’re actually an eel.
How do elephants communicate?
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I had to wear a muffin cup
as my winter hat.
My sister hid my outdoor clothes.
She is such a brat.
I’ve got owl puppets on my hands
and towels as a coat.
Then there’s the stuffed animal
snake around my throat.
My sister’s mean beyond a doubt!
Wouldn’t you agree?
I can’t believe she’ll keep them all…
’til I return her ski.
Why was six afraid of seven?
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I’m going to be famous!
I’m going to be great!
For every award
I’m the best candidate.
I’ve got an idea
to solve world peace.
I know how to force
every famine to cease.
I’ll power our town
with four sweaty socks
Or make a vaccine
for every pox.
I’ll reduce the garbage
in landfills by nine.
Wherever you’re shopping,
there won’t be a line.
I’d love to complete
all of this before bed
But Mom wants my room
to be cleaned up instead!
How do you stuff a turkey?
Authors Steve & Natasha
