When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
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Online Kids Madlibs: Zombies
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Short Kids Poem: Halloween Costume
For Halloween I dressed as Clipper-Vix-Vad,
the scariest beast that the world’s ever had.
His deafening howl can send chills to the bone.
His eyes have been known to turn men into stone.
He’s mean to the core and as sharp as a tack.
Don’t go out alone! (If you do, watch your back.)
He’s ten times as deadly as a battleship,
but sadly he looks like a big paperclip.
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Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Kids Witch Riddle
What sound does a witch make when she flies?
Online Kids Madlibs: Halloween
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Short Kids Poem: Car
My father is proud of the car he just bought.
It’s the top-of-the-line! Newest car on the lot!
If you step on the gas, it will purr like a jet.
There isn’t a race car that’s beaten us yet.
But I am ashamed when he drives me to school:
It looks like a toilet (with pooh for its fuel!)
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Kids Birthday Riddle
Why weren’t there any famous men or women born on your birthday?
Online Kids Madlibs: Apples
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