Today I came across
my own Expand-o gun.
It makes anything big —
I think this will be fun!
I aim it at my bed
until it fills the room
then slide down from the top
in my king costume.
I cut a little seat
out of a juicy pear
and then I expand it
into a royal chair.
I plan to turn a tack
into a mighty sword,
but my gun won’t stop —
I even yank the cord!
It hits the toilet bowl.
I watch it grow and grow:
The handle’s in the clouds!
That’s bad! I have to go!
What goes up but never goes down?
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There are a dozen houses
in our neighborhood
each of them is brown
with siding made of wood…
Except for just one house
that always gets a stare.
That is where is I live —
It’s covered in blue hair!
The door is triangles
that open up and down.
If I do not clean them,
they almost seem to frown.
All of the window blinds
blink throughout the day.
Our porch light sneezes mud
if I bring home a bouquet.
I have to trim the fur
in our brick chimney
or the mantle starts
to looks like a goatee.
So if you’re coming over
to knock on my front door
I hope you’re not surprised
when my house lets out a R-O-A-R!!!
Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
The garbage truck howled
and rolled down our street
while searching the curb
for fresh trash to eat.
A kind humble beast
with two blinking eyes
and large steal teeth
surrounded by flies.
Leaving recycling
it ate all the rest,
from tacos to bolts
— and even a chest!
It’s so important
it always stays fed…
or it might just eat
a mailbox instead.
Why was the fly afraid of the computer?
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Authors Steve & Natasha
