What do crocodiles say when you get a year older?
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Online Kids Madlibs: Birthday Party
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Fun Kids Riddle: The Number Two
What is the number two’s favorite day?
Online Kids Madlibs: Art Museum
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Short Kids Poem: Spice Factory
An explosion today at the spice factory!
The salt overheated and pepper blew free.
The basil shoot flooded and burst at the seam.
Vanilla clouds hovered like mist in a dream.
Conveyor belts ran as mint piles grew.
The rosemary boiled as thick as shampoo.
Fun Kids Riddle: Monster Under Bed
What was the three-legged monster doing under bed?
Short Kids Poem: My Dad Crawls
My father can do many things
like juggle, drive and talk
but one thing that he overlooked
was learning how to walk.
If he takes our dog out
or plays some basketball,
he does it on his hands and knees
which you would call a crawl.
He wears out all his pant legs.
His fingers are just gross.
But if you ever drop something
he gets it since he’s close!
Enjoy this poem?
Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.Fun Kids Riddle: Quarry Music
What kind of music do you hear in a quarry?
