Online Kids Madlibs: Spring Is Here!

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs letter instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Things (plural):

Verb (ending in “ing”):

A Profession:

Adjective:

Made Up Word:

Thing:

Place:

A Sport:

Animals (plural):

Thing:


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Short Kids Poem: Chocolate Poem

short kids poem chocolate

I built my house of chocolate,
from the shutters to the walls.
My doors are solid chocolate
at the end of chocolate halls.

I dust with chocolate pudding.
I bathe in chocolate lakes.
And when I’m feeling tired,
I sleep on chocolate cakes.

My chairs are chocolate muffins.
My lamp shines chocolate light.
My grand piano’s cocoa;
if you’re hungry have a bite.

I decorate with chocolate,
down to a chocolate wreath;
I guess that’s why my mouth
is filled with chocolate teeth.



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Kids Riddles: Getting Dressed

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When do you need to get dressed if you are already dressed?

Online Kids Madlibs: April Fools

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs letter instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Things (plural):

Emotion:

Adjective:

Things (plural):

A Company:

Piece of Clothing:

Food:

A Famous Quote:

Things (plural):

Food:


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Short Kids Poem: My Ninja Grandma

short poem ninja grandma

My grandma is a ninja.
She dresses all in black.
Between two sips of tea,
She fends off an attack.

She offers milk and cookies
To muggers with her purse,
Then does a flying roundhouse
That sends them to the nurse.

She throws her knitting needles
And always hits her mark.
I’ve seen her flying jump kick
That takes down any shark.

Only one man can match her.
Their fights end in a draw.
He’s a fearless sensei,
Who’s also my grandpa!



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Short Kids Poem: The Sneeze

short kids poem sneeze

Silvia Freezer,
A serial sneezer,
Would achoo achoo all day.
Her nose had a lot
Of sticky green snot
She loved to rocket away.

Her nose bomb receptor
Stocked up on pepper
With baths in black peppercorns.
But that’s in the past
Sneezing never can last:
Now she burps as loud as train horns.



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Online Kids Madlibs: Dyeing Easter Eggs

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
Fill out these questions to generate your own silly mad libs letter instantly online! (Hint: a Verb is an action. An adverb usually ends in “ly” and describes an action (like slowly). A noun is a person/place/thing. An adjective describes a person/place/thing.)

Thing:

Adjective:

TV Show:

Adverb:

Place:

Person:

Thing:

A Monument:

Animal:

Things (plural):


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Short Kids Poem: What’s for dinner, Spider?

short kids poem spider
A spider asked her daughter
What would you like to eat?
I’m sure that I can make you
Any scrumptious sort of treat.

Like Grub-ble beetle bubble gum?
Mothed potatoes soaked in plum?
Cricket Coleslaw Crepes with Lime?
Ant-a-roni drenched in slime?

Locust larva on a stick?
Barbequed-Bee smoked with tick?
Mesquite mosquito? Slug fillet?
Flea Burrito? Worm Saute?

She thought about those options.
“They all sound really nice.
But what I’d really like to eat
Is simply deep flied rice.”



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