Online Kids Madlibs: St Patrick’s Day

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Verb (action):

Food:

Emotion:

Things (plural):

Place:

Personality Trait:

Silly Word:

Profession:

Things (plural):

Article of Clothing:


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Short Kids Poem: Broken Store

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I went down to the Broken Store
To buy a shattered toy.
There were so many choices
That my heart strings rang with joy.

A G.I. Joe with out a toe,
A bat without a ball
(and if you tried to swing it
You were guaranteed to fall).

Matchbox cars with just one wheel
And dolls without their knees.
A game of Twister so destroyed
It looked like shredded cheese.

Kazoos that made a silent sound
And books without an end.
There even was a bent pinwheel
Impossible to mend.

I browsed through all my options and
I settled on Twister.
It’s worthless and it’s perfect as
A gift for my sister.



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Online Madlibs: Trip To The Zoo

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
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Things (plural):

Place:

Animal:

Song Title:

Foods (plural):

Adjective:

Thing (singular):

Silly Word:

Thing:

Food:


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Online Madlib: Today I’m very sick

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Verb (ending in “ing”):

Thing:

Furniture:

Place:

Verb (ending in “ing”):

Things (plural):

Year:

Person:

Food:

Things (plural):


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Short Kids Poem: Slow-i-cane

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My home is under siege today
From a slow-i-cane.
Everything is sluggish
It really is a pain!

I tried to fill my water
From the kitchen sink
It dripped all of the morning,
But not enough to drink.

I clicked my bedside lamp
But haven’t see the light
I’m worried it will shine now
In the middle of the night.

I kicked my soccer ball
At the Frisbee in the tree
But it hasn’t even traveled
Any higher than my knee.

I’ll open all of my presents
When my dad’s done with the yard.
But the way that things are going
I may not even see a card.



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Online Madlibs: Worst Valentine’s Day

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
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Animal:

City:

Thing:

Adjective:

Store:

Thing:

Celebrity:

Number:

Thing:

Food:


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Short Kids Poem: What do you want to be?

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My teacher asked her students
“What would you like to be?”
The answers we came up with
Were not a shock to me.

Sam wants to hide hyenas
In other people’s pants.
And Pat will teach a werewolf
The basic moves of dance.

John will study rowing
Just like his dear old dad.
They’ll cross a chocolate river
On dinghies painted plaid.

Blake will train ten tigers
To paint with just their tails
While Todd will stack six seagulls
On top of thirty quails.

Some of these jobs might shock you
Or frighten or appall,
But I think they are normal
Because I’ve done them all.



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