If I ever go back to school, I think I should get a physics degree. There are lots of mysteries greater than the Higgs Boson that need to be solved… such as why water occasionally jumps out of my water bottle and onto my glasses when all I did was nicely take a drink.

The park where I eat lunch has been “re-sodding” many grass patches… at least that’s what I believed until I looked at the wireless networks nearby.

Is it a coincidence that the surveillance began the same week I was setting up my blog after a 2 year hiatus?