
Why don’t roosters ever get rich?


Why don’t roosters ever get rich?
Because they work for chicken feed!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smile. Because it has a mile in it!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
What happens when you mix a canary and a snake?
You get a sing-a-long!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So he didn’t get spotted!
What time is it if an elephant sits on a clock?
Time for a new clock!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries!
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!